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And Yes I Said Yes I Will Yes

June 15, 2009 by Ellen Kanner 2 Comments

“Don’t eat a beefsteak. If you do the eyes of that cow will pursue you through all eternity.” This isn’t me talking or even PETA’s latest ad campaign. The line comes from James Joyce’s 1922 classic Ulysses.

Ulysses takes place in the course of one day, June 16, 1904, when Leopold Bloom, Joyce’s hapless hero walks around Dublin, overhears people on the street like the vegetarian quoted above, meets Stephan Dedalus, gets good, drunk and obstreperous, then comes home to his lusty wife, Molly. And you’re thinking, what does this have to do with me?
Tomorrow, June 16, is Bloomsday, celebrated all over Dublin and even on this side of the pond by lovers of literature and hibernophiles like me. Bloomsday features marathon readings of Ulysses and, being Irish in origin, involves a fair amount of beer. That’s okay. Beer’s vegetarian. Corned beef and cabbage is not. Nor is it Joycean. Leopold Bloom wouldn’t have any part of it. He ventures into The Burton, a Duke Street pub for lunch, smells “pungent meatjuice,” sees someone “chump chop from the grill. Bolting to get it over,” hears a man order “One corned and cabbage” and leaves. “Couldn’t eat a morsel here.”
Joyce wasn’t a vegetarian and neither is Leopold Bloom. In fact, as we learn at the beginning, “Mr. Leopold Bloom ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls. He liked thick giblet soup, nutty gizzards, a stuffed foast heart, liver slices fried with crustcrumbs, fried hencod’s roes. Most of all he liked grilled mutton kidneys which gave to his palate a fine tang of faintly scented urine.”
Um, no thanks.
Like all great characters in fiction, Bloom has a change of heart. After witnessing the meatfest in The Burton, he heads to Davy Byrne’s on Grafton Street, very real and in business to this day. He orders a Gorgonzola sandwich, “a nice salad” and a glass of burgundy. “Mr. Bloom ate his strips of sandwich, fresh clean bread. . . pungeant mustard, the feety savour of green cheese. Sips of his wine soothed his palate.” Thus restored, Bloom decides, “After all there’s a lot in that vegetarian fine flavour of things from the earth.”
Great literature can inspire. Let Ulysses inspire you to go meatless. Celebrate Bloomsday with beer, by all means, but also with “weggebobbles and fruit,” as Bloom puts it. “Its healthier.” As his wife Molly puts it at the novel’s orgasmic conclusion, yes.
Irish Soda Bread
One of Ireland’s true culinary treasures, soda bread is greater than the sum of its parts, with an almost Zenlike complexity. The delicate tang of the bread plays off the rustic crunch of the crust. It’s so easy that many Irish households make it fresh every day. There’s no yeast, so there’s no aggravation.
1-1/4 cups all-purpose flour (work in more if necessary)
1 cup whole wheat flour
1/2 cup oatmeal
1/4 cup toasted wheat germ
1-1/2 teaspoons baking soda
1/4 cup (1/2 stick) vegan butter, softened
1-1/3 cups unsweetened vegan plain yogurt
Preheat oven to 425.
Grease a 9″ pie pan or 9 x 5″ loaf pan.
Sift together dry ingredients. Work in softened vegan butter until just combined and the mixture has the texture of coarse crumbs. Using a wooden spoon or your hand, mix in vegan yogurt. Knead just so it all comes together, no more than a minute. Add another handful of flour if dough is sticky. Dough will be thick.
Press into shape in greased pan. Resist urge to smooth dough. Irish soda bread is rustic and not meant to be prettified.
Bake for 30 minutes, until top is brown and crusty. Slice thin.
Gorgonzola Sandwich, Davy Byrne’s Pub-Style
1 loaf Irish soda bread, sliced
1 pound Gorgonzola cheese
kickass Dijon mustard
lettuce
tomato
unsalted butter
fresh ground pepper to taste
Butter the bread lightly and add a layer of mustard. Don’t skimp here. Bloom doesn’t. “A warm shock of heat of mustard haunched on Mr. Bloom’s heart.”
Lay on lettuce leaves, thinly sliced tomato and cheese. Top with a grind of pepper and another layer of bread.
Serves 4 to 6.

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Comments

  1. tempest says

    December 17, 2009 at 3:11 pm

    is the Gorgonzola Cheese Sandwich at Davy Byrnes’ that simple? was it served with a salad? thanks for your insight, Glen Pearson

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  2. edgy veggie says

    April 12, 2010 at 2:10 pm

    Dear Glenn,

    Nothing like getting back to a guy months later, but just noticed your post, please forgive. Yes, the sandwich is that simple, and awfully good. Served with salad dressed with oil and vinegar.

    Reply

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